you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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