just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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