Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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