yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
PANTIES FOUND
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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