pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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