Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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