Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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