ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
This toilet bowl is my home.
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