It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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