I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
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dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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