he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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