if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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