she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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