Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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