You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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