hotel room ftw
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
are you so shy because you have an std?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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