Nicole vs. Life
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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