I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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