Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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