When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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