Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
