he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Randomize
