They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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