To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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