On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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