It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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