I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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