quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
