I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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