he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
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Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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