used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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