some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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