For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Can you bring me the toilet please
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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