Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I faked an abortion last night.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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