youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
You can't motorboat a personality
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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