What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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