How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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