i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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