Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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