I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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