they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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