I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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