Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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