Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
the raccoons are back...
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