I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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