At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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