I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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