Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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