i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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