god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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