i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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