Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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